Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Dan Quayle
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Samuel Butler
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
George Burns
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
Robertson Davies
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Islam is a religion in which Allah demands you send your son to die for him; Christianity is the faith in which God sent his son to die for you.
- John Ashcroft
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
- Plato
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
- Geri Weitzman
Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.
- Winston Churchill
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
To prophesy is extremely difficult - especially with regard to the future.
- Chinese proverb
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
- Russian proverb
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- George Burns
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
- Samuel Butler
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
- Bob Wells
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
- Albert Einstein
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
- Bob Edwards
If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance.
- Andy McIntyre
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein
The more you know, the less you need to show.
- Anonymous
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells
To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
- Anonymous
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
- Henry Ford
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
- Anonymous
Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
- Anonymous
Democracy is the worst system devised by with of man, except for all the others.
- Winston Churchill
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
- Anonymous
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
Use soft words and hard arguments.
- Anonymous
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
- Anonymous
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
- Harold R. McAlindon
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure.
- William Saroyan
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
- Friedrich von Schiller
No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.
- John Locke
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
- Paul Erlich
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
- Chinese proverb
"Reality" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
- Anonymous
I think; therefore I am.
- Rene Descartes
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
- Greek proverb
It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.
- Voltaire
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stengal
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W. C. Fields
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk!
Churchill: And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
- H. L. Mencken
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
- Henny Youngman
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all.
- Leo Buscaglia
God does not play dice with the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- James Klass
Not all those who wonder are lost.
- Anonymous
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
- Lao-Tsu
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
- Gilbert Highet
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
- E. F. Schumacher
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
-Tom Lehrer
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
-Calvin
No pressure, no diamonds.
- Mary Case
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
- Rita Mae Brown
Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement.
- Rita Mae Brown
Don't be afraid to take one large step because you can't cross a chasm in two small leaps.
- Anonymous
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
- Anonymous
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.
- Anonymous
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
- Anonymous
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
- Anonymous
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker
Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates
All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.
- Holt's Law
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb
A picture is worth a thousand words
is not an old proverb
- 1921 ad copy by Fred R Barnard
Wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.
- Lucius Accius
'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
- Samuel Johnson
Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Plato
A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.
- Adlai Stevenson
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
- Ovid
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
- Tom Stoppard
